my girlfriend split up with me because she fancied the guy she claimed was her "best friend"

read the title to see what i'm talking about.
to be honest i really don't care because she was an emofag and she couldnt do anything properly in the bedroom D=
she still doesn't know that i got with her 2 best friends far before i ever got with her (but i was going out with her at the time) which proves how good these "friends" of hers actually are.
should i tell her about it to rub it in? =/
her friends were far better kissers and far more attractive too.. maybe i should have dated her friends...? who knows. oh well, i'm going to the house party of one of her best friends on saturday. hopefully i'll get with a few of her close friends. make her regret splitting up with me, hah.

damn its 5:06 AM.. i really cant sleep and there's no point in sleeping now i have to be at college at 9 AM hah >_<

Edit: lmfao her best friend gave me head on saturday (:
oh and by the way, i read all your comments and they made me laugh so fucking hard xD
oh, and no im not really 26 rofl.

peace.
Tommy x x

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Dazmi 2007-09-18 00:13:56

You are such a goof man!

You act 10 years younger than you really are ^_^;

ace-of-blades 2007-09-18 00:13:56

have you ever farted but shit came out?

TomaMoto 2007-09-18 00:40:57

I was about to defend you since I know how hard that shit is... then I read your whole post. You're a pretty big prick. You're talking about how shitty her friends are, but you sound like a pretty shitty boyfriend.

ace-of-blades 2007-09-18 00:40:57

meh, i dont really care (:

Bluemidgetguy 2007-09-18 01:05:02

Nice emo pic faggot

ace-of-blades 2007-09-18 01:05:02

thanks a lot basement dweller. what does it smell like in your moms basement?

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ace-of-blades 2007-09-18 01:49:24

yeah, you do that big boy (:

Pandora-Productions 2007-09-18 02:26:00

yeah i gotta agree with TomaMoto, you seem like a uppity cunt, that is pissed and upset that some one cheated on you when you (being the BIG MAN and all) cheated on her with her friends, yet you think shes like... better than her? Christ, and your supposed to be English... bloody midland scum...

ace-of-blades 2007-09-18 02:26:00

im sorry but who the fuck uses the word "uppity" these days? =/

Gwakill 2007-09-18 02:41:51

somebody call a whambulance

ace-of-blades 2007-09-18 02:41:51

unfunny meme is unfunny.

rickyboyce 2007-09-18 04:00:55

your a fuckin fag

ace-of-blades 2007-09-18 04:00:55

hell yeah I'm a fuck because i had sexual intercourses with your father =D

DAIRYDOG 2007-09-18 04:31:32

Is this the image you want to be projecting to everybody?

ace-of-blades 2007-09-18 04:31:32

no, i tried to project an image of my huge dick but it wouldnt work ):

Genet 2007-09-18 05:02:54

just rub your dick and everything will be alright.

ace-of-blades 2007-09-18 05:02:54

its kay. i have your entire family to rub my dick for me babeh.

snake23 2007-09-18 06:59:47

Rub it in her face >=D tell her that her friends were way better kissers than her.
HAHAHAHA *lightning in background*

ace-of-blades 2007-09-18 06:59:47

rub what in her face? D=

LexiLovesYou 2007-09-18 09:15:28

are you *really* 26?
you look and/or act younger. no offence.

ace-of-blades 2007-09-18 09:15:28

none taken aha.
no I'm not 26 (:

LexiLovesYou 2007-09-18 09:16:58

OHH and, you called her an emofag?

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is that you in the pic m'dear?

ace-of-blades 2007-09-18 09:16:58

well actually i don't usually take emo pictures i just took that one purposely for this blog/piece of shit.
oh and by the way, please dont call me "m'dear" you fat pre-pubescent bitch (:

Leftovers 2007-09-18 10:11:41

This EXACT same thing happened to me. She was a fuckin emo too, 'Sept my girl was pretty good in the bedroom (making the current situation all the more harsh, but there ya go).

She dumped me about 2 weeks before she started goin out with him. Bitch.

ace-of-blades 2007-09-18 10:11:41

meh, i suppose my girlfriend was alright in the bedroom haha. I'm glad someone actually left a serious comment :x

FlamingHiei 2007-09-18 10:28:02

Lmao. you fail at life loser. Why bother with the ladies when you know your gay. Just admit it, and live being a gay emo-fag.

ace-of-blades 2007-09-18 10:28:02

no wai, I'm straight.

disregard that I SUCK COCKS.

maddflashDP 2007-10-08 15:33:12

hai tommy ur so kewl at least some people on newgrounds actullay have a life like you tomym ;D

ace-of-blades 2007-10-08 15:33:12

at least some people are still teh sexy like you babeh ;)

XxdeathpriestxX 2007-10-28 19:56:19

lol

koalabear06 2009-10-08 20:32:52

oh poor you.